10.20.2002

online surveys



I Am The 3rd Party:

The Natural Law Party: You're a strange one, thats for sure. Calling yourself the party based on science, your most interesting claim to fame is a heavy reliance on yoga in your national policy. Ignoring your kooky side, you sometimes make a lot of sense. And your leader is probably the smartest cadidate out there. Too bad he's crazy.

Find out what 3rd party you are!




What Cartoon Will I Lose My Cartoon Virginity To?

Sailor Mercury (Sailor Moon): Alright, this is kind of wrong. She is in her early teens. But still, online quizzes never lie. You will lose your cartoon virginity to Sailor Mercury. You know what they say about getting in bed with chicks with magical powers...

What Cartoon Will I Lose My Cartoon Virginity To?




What magazine am I?

I am Popular Science: The only thing more exciting then the present is the future. I am always the first to hear about whats going on in the realms of human achievement.

What magazine am I?




What protester am I?

I am dazed and confused: Whoa. What's going on here? Is this a party? Who are these people holding these signs and why are they yelling? Oh well, I bet they have some stoney buds.

What protester am I?




What stock broker am I?

I am completely inept: I mean well and I think I am an expert, but honestly I'm a little on the slow side. If I really knew how to invest would I keep this lame job?

What stock broker am I?




Am I The Greatest Song In The World?

Nay: I am but a tribute to the greatest song in the world!

Are you the greatest song in the world?



My Favorite Female Part Is:


The Face: Sweet and angelic...


except when she yells at me...

Find out your favorite female body part!











The B-Movie That Suits Me Is:


Flesh Gordon: In the 70's 'big budget' porns were all the rage. These hybrids combined b-movie sets and scripts with humpalicious action, while not hardcore like modern stuff. The ultimate was Flesh Gordon, now regarded as a comedy.

Find out which b-movie suits you.






I Am The Sex Toy:


Hi-Tech Masterpiece: Some say that I was developed in a top secret lab while others say I was developed by aliens for my probing capabilities, but only I know the truth! My mission here on earth is to launch a full out assault on your genitals with my spinning beads, vibrations, and clitoris teaser. My LCD screen keeps you informed, but only with information I want you to have! Mwua-ha-ha!

Find out what sex toy you are.


intense to say the least

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