realworld/roadrules gauntlet II was the lame

so i've decided that there is a perfect food and it is:

the sandwich.

now, my definition of a sandwich is going to incorporate a few other foods that you may have not put into the sandwich category. but once we begin examining the structure of said foods, then it may make sense. i ain't guaranteeing anything.

the reason for the sandwich being the perfect food?
there are two, actually.

1. it's handheld and self contained. a complete meal in a nice, neat, little package.

2. sandwiches can, and are, made with anything you want.

and i don't know if you can claim either of those reasons is more important than the other.

ok, the foods that may not be construed as sandwichs as of yet:

pizza. it is basically an open faced sandwich. layer of bread, layer of sauce, meat and cheese. which in my estimation, is a sandwich.

burrito. an open faced sandwich rolled up.

quesadilla. a mexican sandwich

basically anything with a tortilla. but not nachos. not tortilla chips. tortillas.

so sandwiches are the perfect food.

so go out and have a b.l.t. or a b.m.p.b. (banana/mustard/peanut butter) if you want.