"My contribution to productivity at my job is to refrain from giving my co-workers the severe beatings they so richly deserve." — Gene B.

this is true at my work, except it's to beat down the people that work for WebMD. i spend more time on hold with them than i do getting answers, and the answers i do get are not to the questions that i asked. is it that hard to answer the question "What value are looking for to be in the BA0 field 15?" i mean, for most people, that makes no sense. but when this is your job! this is what you do 8 hours a day, 5 days a week! come on, people. i hate capitalism.

art golik turns 21 in 1 hour 29 minutes as of right now. he will feel the pain.

so i have gotten 2 negative responses on the beard thing. do i really look that bad in a beard? is there some look that i have that makes me sexy? and what exactly is this look? i need answers people. and i need them fast

how many of you can cook scrambled eggs. i know someone that can't. i won't name names, but it was a surprise.

i love oreos.