so stef and lindsey and comalley came by tonight. good times. we smashed a watermelon. it was interesting. watermelons have no elasicity (sp?). i thought that was cool. as cool as a nerd can find the non-elasicity of watermelons.

this looks like a job for me
so everybody hip just follow me
cuz we need a little bit controversy
cuz it feels so empty without me

"i doubt you have problems with many people"--some people have a way of making me feel good about myself just at the moment i'm not feeling that great about myself

so shakira has one sexy voice. on that song "underneath your clothes", oh man, i can't get enough of her voice. i don't know what it is about it, but it's almost siren-like in it's richness. i don't even care that she's like some kind of sex symbol. just her voice is enough to drive me crazy. i can't get enough of that song. does anyone know her? i want to find out if she sounds that good when she is just talking normally.

i love basketball playoffs. both conference finals have been amazing series. both are 3-2, with both of teams i want to win ahead. Kings vs Nets is what i want for NBA finals to be. vlade flopping. cwebb missing easy passes. jason kidd dropping the hammer like no other. mike bibby doing the bibby thing. oh man, it's going to be good.

so saturday is June 1st. that means the first day of the BWAD attack on reger's health. what is the BWAD attack you ask? it's a four-pronged attack at making me sexier and increasing my life span.

B--butts--no more: i'm finally convinced that the government has amassed enough evidence that smoking is bad for your health

W--weight--190 by Aug 15: i need to look good for all the freshmen hotties come in. oh who am i kidding? i just want my pants to fit again...

A--alcohol: none til McD's Bday on June 28: i haven't been sober more than a week since i came to college. i need to prove that i can be sober.

D--drugs: none for at least a month: why? just to see if i can

don't think i can do it? that's where you are wrong. spite is a powerful motivator in my life. i'll do things just to prove others wrong. i'm very good at it. TKE hones that skill quite well.

so i came up with my dream job: editorial columnist. like for a major newspaper or syndicated nation-wide. so if anyone has an connections at newspaper, let me know. i'll take any in. maybe i'll get a masters in journalism. that's great. bachelor's in math and physics. masters in journalism. i think i'll get a PhD in 18th century French poetry then.

"Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it." --Jacques Prévert