for the creatively lazy

LAYER ONE:
-- Name: christopher john reger
-- Birth date: oktoberfest 9
-- Birthplace: wadena, mn
-- Current Location: worcester, ma
-- Eye Color: hzl
-- Hair Color: brwn
-- Height: 6'2"
-- Righty or Lefty: righty
-- Zodiac Sign: libra

LAYER TWO:
-- Your heritage: american
-- The shoes you wore today: old payless puma imitations
-- Your weakness: the couch
-- Your fears: failure, death, oreo production stopping
-- Your perfect pizza: ernie's porky pig
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: finish college

LAYER THREE:
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: haha
-- Your first waking thoughts: she's late for class
-- Your best physical feature: eyes
-- Your most missed memory: am i missing the memory, or am i missing what happened in the memory?

LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: fountain coke
-- McDonald's or Burger King: wendy's
-- Single or group dates: single
-- Adidas or Nike: payless
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: arizona
-- Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: coffee, black as my soul

LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: only in crowded hospitals
-- Cuss: fuck no
-- Sing: not on your life
-- Take a shower everyday: depends on if i'm leaving the couch that day
-- Do you think you've been in love: have and am
-- Want to go to college: i'm the living the dream
-- Liked high school: yes
-- Want to get married: definately
-- Believe in yourself: between sleep and awake
-- Get motion sickness: not that i remember
-- Think you're attractive: a bit too pudgy
-- Think you're a health freak: kind of an unhealth freak
-- Like thunderstorms: of course
-- Play an instrument: the buttons on my cd player

LAYER SIX: In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: yep
-- Smoked: yep
-- Done a drug: yep
-- Made Out: yep
-- Gone on a date: does grocery shopping count as a date?
-- Gone to the mall?: yes
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos?: not in the last month, but as often as i can
-- Eaten sushi: yes
-- Been on stage: no
-- Been dumped: thankfully, no
-- Gone skating: no
-- Made homemade cookies: no cookies, but cornbread!
-- Dyed your hair: no

LAYER SEVEN: Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: nope
-- If so, was it mixed company:
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: check please
-- Been caught "doing something": something? could be a broad topic...oh. no. i use upmost decorum at all times.
-- Been called a tease: nope
-- Gotten beaten up: but you should have seen the other guy!
-- Shoplifted: yes
-- Changed who you were to fit in: yes

LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: 27
-- Numbers and Names of Children: at least 2, miles and autumn
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: shotgun in vegas
-- How do you want to die: as a martyr
-- Where you want to go to college: i don't know yet
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: happy
-- What country would you most like to visit: kenya

LAYER NINE:
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: i don't do drugs. down with dope, up with hope!
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: 5, 6, maybe 7 if they were close by
-- Number of CDs that I own: less than i would like
-- Number of piercings: none yet
-- Number of tattoos: none yet
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: more than i know. the police blotter is always in such small type.
-- Number of scars on my body: several
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: cliche, but i do not regret the things i have done, only those i did not do.
-- Who did you get this from: the master master