i'm the scatman

ski bi di bi di do bap do bap
do ba do bap

i did something today which is taboo. or at least taboo in public. i scratched my ass.
and it was glorious. i was getting ready to take a shower and i was standing there admiring my beautiful body in the mirror when i felt a bit of an itch. so i scratched. and the more i scratched, the more it itched. so i kept scratching. and i mean the whole of the buttocks. it felt so good. some may find the ass scratching unappealing, and i'll agree that in public it's not that flattering. but i tell you the sheer satisfaction i felt was well worth any ostracization i will recieve. it may have been the most satisfying itch i have ever relieved. my reasoning for spending some quality time with my buttocks was:
1. i'm alone
2. i have an adequate supply of cleaning supplies in the shower
3. my butt itched.

the hi temperature was 76 F today. the quad got up to 85. somehow, the attic of a 90 year old house doesn't have good ventilation. this i don't understand. what i do understand is that there will be days of 90F and 80% humidity here in worcester county this summer, and that means 100+ in the quad. this means i will be in the basement for a good chunk of the summer reveling in the utterly amazing fact that cool air sinks. and it sinks right into our basement that has a cable hookup and plenty of space for a tv and a couple couches. sa-weet.