one of main differences between men and women is the way they treat the towel after the shower.
guys will do one thing: hang it over the shower curtain or some other bar-type apparatus.
girls will do one thing: take it some place a towel doesn't belong.
when a guy gets done with the shower, he dries off wherever the shower happens to be located in the house. he then takes the towel and hangs it up in the same room the shower is located in!
when a girl is done with the shower, she puts on the towel like a dress (without actually drying off). puts another(!) towel around her hair and then walks around the house for the next hour or so doing little chores. the main towel and its superfluous hair cousin will then be thrown onto some cloth covered furniture that isn't normally designed to have water on it--namely the bed.
so now we have water tracked around the house because no actual drying was done in the shower, we have multiple towels wet and--if the shower was anywhere remotely near bedtime--the linens will be damp when you crawl into bed.
i really think there should be distinct classifications for men--homo sapiens--and women--homo insane.
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