the secret to relationships

in response to abad's post that has garnered many repsonses, i offer up my theory on how guys and girls can get along. in a nutshell:
guys are stupid
girls are crazy
to expand a bit further. guys and girls both have their respective qualities ranked on linear 1-10 scale. now in order for a guy and girl to get along, they have to be plus or minus 2 of each other on their respective scales. example: a guy of stupidity 6 can safely get along with a girl 4-8, but has the best chance with another 6. outside the 4-8 range, he has no chance. 4 and 8 are slim but workable. see? not that complicated.
so if you want to know where you fit on the scale, come ask me. i'll be publishing a book and/or quiz on how to rate yourself, but til then, i'll be your definative source.
two notes about the scales:
1) i'm a 5 on the stupidity scale
2) i've never met a girl below a 4