summer's coming and i'd like a review

well, technically summer is over and i'm going to review it. so here are the bullet points of the summer. i can expound on them further but only in person. "whatever happened to facetime?"

+ new best friends can be made in a relatively short time
+ old best friends are still always there for you
+ i did more damage to my body this summer than i have in the previous 20 summers combined
+ TKE is the greatest place on earth
+ i still hate hot weather
+ life is a grand adventure
+ i am even happier than i was freshmen year
+ this year will be--by far--the best year of college

in other news, roughly 15 TKEs from--our neighbor to the north--Canada will be staying at 63 Wachusett on Friday night. this means, of course, that there will be mass debauchary at the house in order for the Canucks to see the American way of Life and bring it back to their half-commie country and cause their pathetic dual French/English culture to vanish. or we'll get drunk cuz it's friday and a lot of people will be back in town. you say tah-mah-to, i say toe-may-toe

sooner or later your legs give way and hit the ground
save it for later don't run away and let me down
sooner or later ya hit the deck, you'll get found out
save it for later don't run away run away and let me down
--Harvey Danger