disagree all you want, but led zepplin is the greatest band of all time

if i were in charge of the world, there would be only one type of oreo--double stuf

if i got to decide things, sammy sosa would be forgiven for making a mistake.

if my finger were on the big red button, the timberwolves would win a championship and the vikings would get their superbowl

it would never rain on memorial day, fourth of july or labor day. and it would snow on thanksgiving, christmas and new year's day.

if i were more powerful than the pope, the dollar bill would be out. dollar coin would be in.

vegas would become a soverign nation like the vatican paying fielty to frank sinatra.

if i were blamed for the economy, i would make curling the sport of kings

volares (spanish for "it will fly") would go back into production as high end luxury cars that only i could afford since i rule the world with a soft, yet iron fist.

if i got my own chapter in future history books, a 4 day work week would be instituted world wide.

if it was my choice about where the olympics were held, beer pong would be played there.

driving in boston would require a permit that took 12 hours of intensive testing.

the textbooks would be rewritten so that the 1997 marlins "i just bought the world series" champsionship season would no longer exist.

if everything were up to me, i would let someone else do all the work. i gots sportscenter to watch.