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not to be an alarmist, but i don't think enough people are taking the threat of subway serious enough.
i know i am not alone in the conviction that jared and the people of subway are trying to create a strong cult that will soon begin flexing its muscle in this world.
another example: the commercial where that blond guy (you know the guy, the "prophet" of the subway, the guy that goes and rescues everyone with subway food) and the subway worker (the "priest") go into the bank and begin talking about subway sandwiches. everyone in the bank automatically runs out of the building running for the nearest subway and their instructions on world domination.
go and eat the mind controlling drugs subway puts in there. chemicals that make you susceptible to the subliminal messages they put in their commercials. messages about getting that green ketchup or uhoh oreos or voting for pat buchanan. we don't know where their diabolical schemes end.
i urge you know before it's too late to switch to d'angelo's or quizno's.