i had this huge long post almost ready to go, and i was looking for a hyperlink to put in, and i went to go to the other site to get it and fucking internet explorer crashed. i'm like mother fuck bastard. it was pretty long. but it was funny and insightful. full of introspective stuff and observational humor. it was funny-make-you-think-funny and funny-haha-funny at the SAME TIME!

i am going to assainate bill gates. i swear to fucking God all of microsoft (except eric white, cuz i personally know him) is going down like a mother.

i'm livid