so we cleaned the small house kitchen today. this was interesting. we put stuff away, organized, tossed stuff out. then we cleaned the fridge. now the fridge had this substance spilled all over inside that looked like soy sauce. upon further inspection we discovered something disturbing: it was pineapple juice. pineapple juice. that now looked like soy sauce. that is very disturbing. distrubing. that's all i can say. disturbing. but now it's clean and we will not tolerate an unclean kitchen again!

i got a bit of a suntan today. i'm slightly pink on my shoulders and chest. exactly what i wanted to go for today. couple more weekends of this, and i'll be all tan. i like being tan. it feels healthy. it feels like summer. i like it.

fuck damn shit