I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hate this heat. it's only the beginning of july and already i'm ready to hop the next plane to barrow, alaska. i don't care about the sun being up 24 hours, i just need to go some place where it never gets above 75. i'm pouring sweat sitting at my computer. i have to wipe my forehead every couple minutes. i've sitting here for 30 minutes and i'm already on my 3rd glass of water. i can't take it. i just can't. i'm going to melt away tonight. somebody is going to wake up tomorrow and find this gelatinous blob on the couch that used to be me. and they'll be like "oh, that reger..."

well, now that my brain is being fried by the heat, i've realized that the opening phrase extends to a large amount of things in my life. we'll leave it crypticly at that.

here's a shout out to steve couture. he's one of the good ones. (slightly messed up. but i always like my close friends to be shaken not stirred)

if i sit a certain way on the edge of my chair, i can make my entire lower body go to sleep. it's quite an interesting sensation.

i am unimpressed by personalized license plates.

why do they charge interest on car payments when no matter what you do the value of the car depreciates?

why do girls dress up if they don't want guys to hit on them?

why do guys continue to hit on a girl after she turns him down?

why do people put the AC on and then open windows?

you know the public service message commercials that are brought to you by the "Ad Council"? who the hell is the Ad Council?

why did sammy haggar leave the band?

if 4 out of 5 dentists prefer trident, what does that 5th one prefer? that's an ad campaign i'd like to see. "the gum that the 5th dentist says is better than what 80% of dentists endorse!"

how many sarcastic comments do you have to average a day to be considered an asshole? and do i break the record?

what does the H in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

why wouldn't God want a Lazy Boy instead of that throne thing? i think it would be more comfortable. and i think that omnipotent beings dig being comfy.

why did they raise the tolls on the mass pike? everyone knows the mob is just going to slow down the big dig so they can make more money.

why am i so stupid? (this last one is rhetorical, you bastards)