so i was going to the bathroom today at work, and somebody left a floater. i mean, people, come on! how hard is it to notice that you have a buoyancy problem? just make sure when you flush, the sucker goes down. i don't need to come in there, getting already to do my thang and see that sitting there. it's just not cool. and it's not like this is a one time thing. whoever uses the 3rd floor men's room at athenahealth is doing this on a regular basis. someone either needs to change their diet or learn some public restroom etiquette. i'm riled up!

summer party in 4 days. be there or be SOL