crumpled piece of paper, seven nines and tens

my mouse doesn't roll to the left, so using the computer has become somewhat difficult.

watching drunk people while you're sober has to be one of the most entertaining things in the world.
trying to talk to drunk people while you're sober has to be one of the most futile excercises in the world.

i have 15 books on my bookshelf that i own and have not read yet.

corn bread and cheesy eggs for breakfast may be the culmination of western civilization.

for the summer, we had to move from the small house of tke to the big house (we only keep one open for the summer). my roommates and i decided that we wouldn't bring a tv over. two reasons: one, we are lazy. two, we think it will make us be more sociable and force us to read, talk, you know, real stuff.
but i miss tv. i miss falling asleep to sportscenter. i miss futurama and family guy at the 11 o'clock hour on cartoon network. i miss the history channel. i miss monster garage on discovery. there is so much good stuff on tv. and not to mention the movies. there are movies on like 134 channels at any given moment and i'm talking just broadcast networks! add on plugging in dvd players and gaming consoles, the tv is a focal point of my life. and i'm going through withdrawl.
say what you will about the boob tube and how it is filled with drivel. reality tv is the worst thing that could happen to this hallowed insitution (minus mtv's reality tv--that shit is going to be studied by future generations). 24 hour news channels only use scare tactics and flashy graphics to get us to watch. i'd say 95% of the programming is pure shite.i'll even concede the point that it rots my brain.
but i don't care, i like rotten brains.
with paramsean and a hearty marinara.