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is there a more satisfying feeling then being able to say to your roommates "good afternoon" when you roll out of bed?
i think not.

it bothers me that it is more socially acceptable for under 21 people to drink (which is illegal in the u.s.) than it is for a bunch of 21 year olds to drink with a 40 something year old.
i would love to spend some time partying with some middle age people.
sir charles barkley, john stewart, bruce campbell, bill clinton, the basketball jesus, the list goes on and on.

i just lost my train of thou--oh, we're back on track.

i will not be condemned for liking the taste of chunky peanut butter and gulden's spicy mustard together.
it's delicious.
makes one of the best sandwiches known to man. and i will not be ostracized for my subjective--subjective--taste buds.

i'm glad to see that saddam won't have any trouble buying shit while in hiding.

this is really going to hurt my travel plans to beijing for the 2008 olympics.

the lakers are going to lose.

a cracked soup bowl is still a good salad bowl