whoa

the purpose of the supposed inkling was to get a vaguely familiar idea about the feeling involving the epiphany.

it didn't work.

i am glad the government spends money on worthwhile endeavors.

i have a plan. a plan that was hatched roughly 4 days ago. it will involve things. and stuff. the plan should be taking place within the month if everything goes to plan (read: if i don't get lazy). how successful the plan will be is going to be determined by outside parties. but be aware that a plan exists and it may be implemented

in a couple years, the show smallville is going to have a problem. all the characters are going off to college. the easy remedy is to have clark kent and his friends go to metropolis university and all live together.
but what do they study?
chloe should study journalism, lana will want to study business, and who really cares what pete wants to study.
the real question is what does superman get a degree in?
yeah, yeah, he ends up being a journalist for the planet, blah, blah, blah.
but i think that's because he failed out of his first love--geology. see he studies earth sciences so he can find out about kryptonite and all that jazz. but he ends up failing the classes because he's always saving the world, lana, lex--what have you. but he passes all his journalism minor classes cuz chloe makes him and lana is taking them for the fuck of it.
so therefore, clark kent works for the daily planet because he failed out of metropolis u's geology department.