so i took a 20 minute nap in the bathroom

continuing my life long search to understand women, i have realized another problem with them.

why is it that guys are supposed to remember to put the seat down?

look at it this way. we have to lift the seat up when we have to go and put it back down when we are done.

the woman, on the other hand, gets to conveniently walk into the bathroom anytime she likes and have it set up to her specifications.

i, for one, am sick of being treated like a second-class person. i'm a man! and i can leave the seat up whenever i damn well please.

this problem could be solved, of course, by installing both a commode and a urinal in the bathroom.