9.19.2002

hmmm...shepard's pie....*drool*...

couture and i whipped out another quality meal tonight. the mighty simple shepard's pie. but mighty tasty i might add.

greek talent show was tonight. the TKE machine only got 4th. we were robbed. but god, isaac, tarbell, and houng rocked it hard on a tom petty and a vines cover. i liked it. and needless to say, they rocked it like a hoosier. steffie also represented with gargling twinkle, twinkle little star for her talent. i was so proud of her. my heart swelled to see her on stage like that.

homecoming is this weekend. i love homecoming. old guys come back and we all get smashed. it doesn't get any better than that.

i watch two shows that represent the decline of western civilization and the end of human intelligence. i'm not proud to watch these shows, but it's the car-wreck mentality. i can't look away. and they usually piss me off cuz i would make much better decisions than the morons on the shows do. the first is elimidate. they hook one person up with 4 members of the opposite sex and they eliminate the companions throughout the course of a night. like tonight. this stupid moron in milwaukee dropped the cute chick first, and the hot nice girl 2nd to last. he kept the chick that was the biggest hooch instead of the best one. fucking idiot. then there is change of heart. a couple comes on and they hook up each of them with their "ideal" date and then the couple decides if they want to stay together or break up. tonight's was a kicker. this 31 year old is dating a 21 year old, and he goes out with this awesome chick, but he decides to stay with his gf who he bitched about the entire Goddamn show. she broke up with him. idiot. you just have to watch these shows. there is no way to adequately describe them. they are just insane. i'm just waiting for the day that God smites me for actually watching these shows and adding to the downward spiral that is american culture.

hey sexy lady, i like your flow
your body's bangin, out of controoooooool!!! (uh!)
you put it on me (that's right) ceiling to floor
only you can make me, screamin back for moooooore!!!

--shaggy "hey sexy lady"

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