i'll think i'll have myself a beer

ever wake up, look at the clock and scream "fuck!"?
i did that today. i look over at the clock and it says 7:20
my girlfriend's plane lands at 7:24.
i live an hour from the airport.
wait, no, it says 3:35.
thank God.
i'm not a moron and slept through picking up my girlfriend.

i'm just retarded.