it's a junior mint

you ever see that commercial for focus factor?

i hate that commercial. it creeps me out

i know the guy that runs it is proud of his company and his product, but he creeps me out.

his eyes don't point in the same direction. i know that's not a bad thing, whatever. my feet don't point in the same direction (another day, my friends). but i'm not making you look at my feet on a commercial either.

but i can't look away either. it's like a train wreck.