the greatest mom in the world

my mom reads this.
which means she reads stuff that i normally wouldn't tell her in casual conversation.
like that one night stand last summer with the thai midget.
haha. i'm joking.
she was burmese.
but sometimes you talk about how one of your favorite candy bars isn't available where you now live.
and sometimes you get a package from your mom and it's filled with your favorite candy bars.
(and kleenex, she reads all the posts)
and sometimes you just have to say, "i love you, mom."