hello dear,

i'm sorry i became curt with you last night. i was a jerk. i let little things bother me, and i shouldn't let that happen.
i am a small and petty man.
you are intelligent, beautiful, blonde and six feet tall.
i am not worthy of the love you give me. i am dirt. i am infertile dirt. i can not even grow a weed.
and yet, all i want is to be with you and be happy in the knowledge that you love me.
please let me love you.
it's the only thing i am worthy of asking you to do for me.
in the name of all stupid men everywhere, i plead being a moron, and i hope i can someday make up my terrible indiscretion towards you.
love,
me