april means baseball

opening day was yesterday, and it brought with it the usual: yankees won, and the red sox showed why they won't win the division even though they have the best pitcher in the american league and one of the best short stops of our era. it's fun to be in red sox country and not be a red sox fan, cuz it's so much easier to make fun of them than to suffer along with them. everyday new englanders are dying that have never seen the red sox win a world series. everyone under the age of 17 has never seen them even compete in a fall classic. the bosox are like the cubbies of the american league. good team, but all the fans can do is go wtf? but it's the beginning of a new season and that means anything could happen. the angels won it all last year, and who knows? the devil rays just may be due to ride it out this season. at least we can be sure the brewers won't be doing much but providing jokes about demoting the whole team to the minors.

top 5 baseball movies:
5. little big league--nothing better than a 12 yr old taking over the minnesota twins
4. mr. baseball--tom selleck has trouble adjusting to japanese culture? not magnum!
3. major league--tom beringer's finest role
2. the natural--wonder boy says it all
1. field of dreams--if you build it...